Wedding "lotteries - jokes" or "comic lottery". Comic lottery for a wedding

March 8
10.08.2019

Every wedding is a must fun time, and in order for guests and relatives to be interested, so that they have surprises to remember the evening, a comic book will help wedding lottery in verse. She must be cool and with inexpensive gifts. The more guests participate, the more fun the giveaway will be and the more involved people will be.

What to prepare:

· Purchase souvenirs for guests indicated in the lottery in advance;

· prepare a bag for lottery tickets;

· write a poem with the gift being given on each ticket;

· invite those who are interested, or offer to buy a ticket for a ridiculous price.

You can personally read the text, or the guest will do it themselves into the microphone.

1. To smile more often without shocking others, get this white powder directly in your teeth (make a stop).

2. You are very cute today, here, take some soap for it.

3. To gain some weight, this spoon is for you. (shoehorn)

4. To celebrate every day, to know all the holidays of the year,

We give you neither a chair, nor a knife, not even a frying pan. (calendar).

5. If you want pies or soups at night, use this thing to seal your lips. (pin)

6. To keep your muscles in order, this thing is for charging. (any sports equipment)

7. You are not a son-in-law or mother-in-law, so here are some carrots for you.

8. You are the most beautiful here, here, take yourself a nut.

9. There should have been a whip here, but for now there is a toothbrush.

10. You are clean, smart, white, here’s the foam for you. (bath foam)

11. You dance - the highest class, and you have a pelvis for it.

12. You are as cunning as three foxes, here are some matches for you.

13. On this day we are all for joy, get this nasty thing (beer, vodka, Pepsi)

14. To ensure that you always have an extravagant hairstyle, this special comb of ours will do.

15. Get this mug for your funny ears.

16. Here you got a fur coat, but for now this sponge.

17. You seem to be on a diet, you will receive three candies.

18. To have gas in your apartment, get it from us. (lighter)

19. You got a house in the lottery, hold a condom for it!

20. No more beautiful than a gift than an envelope with a free stamp.

21. Be always a good fellow, here are those boutiques with cucumbers.

22. In order not to stare at the scales, here are some panties with a drawstring. (children)

23. To make it more fun - draw eyebrows. (pencil)

24. You got this prize, it's like just rice!

25. For a sweet evening, get some sugar.

26. To be beautiful and fashionable, these are Louboutins like (shoe covers)

27. This is a coat from us, both the size and the color, just right! (raincoat)

28. To move in bed, crumble it, it will come in handy. (cookie)

29. This hat is simply marvelous, except it’s sewn crookedly. (hospital disposable cap)

30. You have a gift from Versace, but the size is bad. (doll jacket)

A win-win comic lottery must be designed for the number of guests; if there are more of them, look for a rhyme to what is on the table and confidently give it.

Main - great mood, and your personal passion!

JOKIC FREE LOTTERY
1. Your winnings are still ahead, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
2. For your kind eyes, a souvenir - read (Fairy Tales).
3. A thing that never goes out of fashion. (Laces).
4. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears with this. (Q-tip or brush).
5. Here's the ticket, so the ticket, don't rummage through the numbers, assume there's no winnings - cry and calm down. (Paper handkerchiefs).
6. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
7. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride on it. (Toy car).
8. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet or banknote).
9. The tulle was eaten by moths yesterday, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (Package) in return - there is nothing else!
10. Lucky you, this ball will stop baby crying. (Balloon).
11. To keep the jar full, you need (Lid /on the jar/).
12. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, keep it up (Pencil).
13. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (Paperclip).
14. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (tea /bag or pack/).
15. Oh, what a great fellow you are, here you go (Lollipop-Chupa-Chups).
16. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads made from paper clips or bagels).
17. Come on, dear friend, have some (Pie).
18. I will not give up (Kefir) for any good in the world.
19. For good people Don’t be sorry for anything, get it as soon as possible, dear, (Washcloth).
20. This ticket will help you remember an item from your childhood years gone by. (Dummy, diaper).
21. A vessel for drinking various /strong/ drinks. (Thimble or plastic cup).
22. Portrait of himself handsome man. (Mirror).
23. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Plastic spoon or fork).
24. That’s the prize, that’s the deal: (Hug) the neighbor on the left!
25. You are extremely lucky: (Kiss) the neighbor on the right!
26. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
27. Pet control product. (Fly stickies, cockroach repellent, fly swatter).
28. You are a great football player or maybe a fan, you got a dashing prize - a substitute soccer ball. (Old tin can).
29. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
30. A means for erasing unnecessary thoughts. (Eraser).
31. Congratulations! Your winnings - washing machine"Little one." (Soap).
32. You got some small change, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
33. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle, light bulb)
34. You received a rarity - an antique hanger. (Nail).
35. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
36. This book is not more important, only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
37. Dear comrade, get (Candy), just don’t eat it yourself, treat it to your neighbor.
38. You got a lady of your heart, and not just one, but 5 /6,7/ at once, you are probably Don Juan? (Matryoshka).
39. Without him there is trouble all around - dirt and cobwebs, but with him there is beauty - a great picture. Get a household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
40. You got this prize to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, seeds).
41. This hat is not simple - it is a shower cap (Shower cap).
42. Do you want new hairstyle- get it, my friend, (a comb).
43. It’s an amazing thing, come out into the circle boldly and quickly start dancing, and make us have some fun! (Dance).
44. You got this prize - get up and sing a song to everyone. (Sing a song)
45. Make us laugh from the heart - tell us a joke. (Tell a joke).
46. ​​You’re lucky, so lucky and don’t be surprised - skip ahead on one leg, but don’t smile! (Jump on one leg).
47. The soul and, of course, the body must be clean, get (Shower Gel) - and bathe with confidence!
48. If you like pies and cheesecakes, get it (Vanilin), without it all these buns are not tasty enough!
49. Well, a sweet gift for you - you got (Chocolate).
50. All honest people should keep their mouths in order. (Toothpaste).
51. Here is the food of heroes, eat it quickly! (Pack of instant porridge). 52. Whatever gets stuck between her teeth, she will always get it for you. (Toothpick).
53. If you want a mane like a lion, get (Shampoo) then!
54. There is no need to worry - you (A bag of marmalade), it’s delicious, hurry up, marmalades are good!
55. You like to welcome guests, decorate the table beautifully, to solve this problem you need to be given (Napkins)!
56. To make your studies go smoothly, you will get (Notebook). You can solve problems in it and write more carefully!
57. If it suddenly becomes dark, don’t be afraid of anything. We will give you (the Lantern), and you will turn on the light yourself.
58. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
59. To have countless friends, you need to eat a ton of onions. Well, we'll have to start! And you won't get sick. (Onion).
60. She has a hundred clothes, all without fasteners. We will give you (Cabbage) - your wallet will not be empty.
61. Well, this fellow gets (Cucumber), it is both strong and crunchy, there is nothing sweeter in the world.
62. This gift is for a princess, only a real one, all seriously, not in make-believe - we give you (Peas /dry or in a jar/).
63. Do you love potatoes? We'll give you some. Chew, chew, don’t yawn, and treat your neighbors. (1 potato tuber or bag of chips).
64. This miracle - phentocide will heal a hundred diseases; staphylococcus will escape if you eat (Garlic).
65. A chicken ran past and lost an egg, but it’s not an ordinary egg—it’s chocolate. (Chocolate egg).
66. You’re just fine in your studies / work / - get it (Juice bag).
67. To test a friend, you need to chew salt. You'll have to eat a whole pound, start (Salt) - that is!
68. To grow big, you need to eat (Mandarin). Bright, sweet, tasty fruit - put it in your mouth quickly.
69. Recently an elephant ran by and told me a terrible dream. It’s as if he sat down on the roof... Well, he sent you (the Mouse - the symbol of 2008).
70. The sun, air and water are ours best friends! Oh, so that sunstroke I didn’t get it on a walk, put on a Panama hat and walk calmly! (Hat from a newspaper).
71. This ticket gives you a flight, a large plane takes off into the sky. (Paper airplane).
72. To sweet life was, it’s time to sweeten it! You got (Rafinad), everyone would be happy with it.
73. Color the world different colors(Paints) will help you. Quickly pick up a brush and draw fairy tales.
74. You will have to try and please people, greet the guests, (Toast) tell us quickly!75. For the broth to be fragrant, it is absolutely necessary, without ( bay leaf) all the food will be fresh.
76. If you want a dish to whet your appetite, add spice (Pepper), the taste will really surprise you!
77. It is no coincidence that in the East this vegetable is respected, as it is called an aphrodisiac (Eggplant)!
78. To avoid strife, eat (Tomatoes), you will be cheerful and healthy, you will forget doctors!
79. For everyone in the area to admire your skin, (Hand Cream) will certainly always help in this matter!
80. Gather together, honest people, and get up in the (Round Dance)! You got to start, get up and start singing a song! Liana Raimanova June 26, 2018, 10:30 p.m.

A fun wedding raffle is an excellent way to entertain guests while giving them time to take a break from other competitions going on. In addition, each invitee will have, albeit insignificant, but very nice gifts, which will remind them of the celebration.

Please remember that when choosing competitive program at a wedding there should be entertainment that involves not only the witnesses, but also the other guests

What is needed for this?

The competition in the form of a fun lottery requires its own special preparation, and you will need:

  1. A large capacity container, balloons and, of course, the wedding lottery tickets themselves. For a kind of lottery machine (not a scam machine), you can use a box or an aquarium round shape small sizes or a hat: this way the game will be as close to reality as possible and therefore will become more exciting.
  2. Tickets. You can purchase them in specialized stores or make them yourself by downloading templates for wedding lottery tickets on the Internet or borrowing them from acquaintances and friends. Tickets can be attached to wedding invitation or place it next to the nameplate on the guest’s table.
  3. It is advisable that the gifts be selected in the style of the wedding.

Wedding lottery tickets

What should you pay attention to?

The main essence of such a competition is that it is win-win lottery with prizes, that is, upon completion Each guest will definitely receive a gift. You can initially assign a number to each gift and come up with a short poem that the presenter will read when presenting the souvenir. This kind of entertainment can come in two variations:

  1. The first option is considered the most unpredictable, where guests pull a number from the lottery drum, and the toastmaster announces his winnings.
  2. The second option is more prudent, but to carry it out you will have to spend more time on the preparatory process: here tickets are distributed to guests, and the host already knows who will receive what gift. In this case, you can think over gifts in advance so that every guest is satisfied.

Holding a wedding lottery

When to have fun?

What a best time for funny game in the form of a lottery:

  1. It is better to postpone the game to a time after outdoor games to give your guests a rest.
  2. In addition, you should catch the mood of the guests. It’s better when the guests are in a slightly tipsy state, but you don’t need to choose the end of the banquet for your idea.
  3. If a lot of guests are expected, the lottery can be divided into several stages so that everyone can take part and pick up their souvenir.

Prizes for participants

Lottery for fun company for a wedding provides, first of all, that each of the guests must leave the banquet with a memorable gift. In some cases, the toastmaster makes only some tickets winning (in order to save money), but it is better to refuse this option, since some friends who are left without a present may simply be offended.

As such insignificant but pleasant winnings you can use a wide variety of things:

  • stationery;
  • bath attributes;
  • household goods;
  • Food;
  • souvenirs that will be directly related to the life of the newlyweds themselves;
  • calendars and magnets depicting the cities where the bride and groom were born.

If the newlyweds have hobbies, then this could be a small souvenir which will symbolize them. Thus, the newlyweds themselves will undoubtedly enjoy the comic wedding lottery for guests.

Win-win wedding lottery - tickets

If there are a lot of guests, but the budget is limited, and buying souvenirs does not fit into it, you can “gift” something intangible: smiles of the bride and groom, kisses of witnesses, invitation to the newlyweds’ house for dinner.

If the wedding is themed, you can initially use lottery tickets to enter the wedding, and then hand out souvenirs (they should be selected according to the theme of the event). For example, for wedding ceremony in french style Can be used as a present choose dragees, keychains with French symbols. For a ceremony that will take place in a multi-colored palette, you can choose various colors fruits and vegetables, colored sequins.

Lottery tickets

The simplest option is indicate the ticket number on the invitation itself. But it should be taken into account that most often they are sent to the whole family. But everyone should receive a gift.

Therefore, it is better to make tickets according to the number of guests

The design can be arbitrary. IN ideal it is combined with the wedding style. You can place photos of the newlyweds on the tickets, using the wedding day as the drawing date. Especially skillful newlyweds do magnetic strip on such tickets using silver acrylic paint And liquid soap in a 2:1 ratio. Also You can order ready-made lotteries with a special erasable strip.

Wedding lottery design

Basically, the organization of the event is carried out by the toastmaster or witnesses, but they themselves newlyweds can take part in the preparations, which will be doubly pleasant for the guests, since it will be done with soul and from the heart.

24.03.2008

What to do with guests at a wedding? Competitions, dancing and, of course, a wedding lottery! Here is a small list with humorous descriptions for the lots.

1. Automatic wall painting machine - brush.

2. If you have to get a bruise, hurry to get a souvenir nickel.

3. You, comrade, want to receive large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.

4. Your ticket is very reasonable, so there is a winning in it - Allow me to give you forty-proof vodka.

5. Extend your hand and receive an onion head.

6. You were worried a lot, but there was no loss. Your ticket included beets to make a vinaigrette.

7. To always be neat, toothpaste hurry up to receive.

8. Your prize is quite rare - two paper napkins.

9. If you like sweets, or not, here’s a handful of sweets for you

10. Your winnings are original.

11. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, a piece of bread.

12. Happiness fell into your hands - you got three.

13. You won the bride's smile.

14. There is no better prize than a plastic bag.

15. We give you this ticket to travel around the world.

17. The device needed in case of an accident is a pin.

18. We have provided you with hooks, but you can catch pikes yourself.

19. A universal Panama hat - a handkerchief.

20. Clear glass vase original form- bottle.

21. Wig from natural hair- washcloth.

22. The Polyana company offers face cream - watercolor paints.

23. Automatic hairpin for fastening the hair - a clothespin.

24. Your winnings are a glass of wine, it’s on the table - drink to the bottom.

25. Pleasure for the whole night is a dummy.

26. I know you like to write letters, then get this notebook.

27. You got the main prize, get it and share it - vodka.

28. You, of course, are getting younger, so you look in the mirror more often.

29. A pack of cigarettes for you. Are you satisfied or not?

30. Forget all questions, get cigarettes.

31. Although it is not fashionable, it is sometimes useful - a grater.

32. You and your companion never get discouraged and use a washcloth to wipe any place in a hot bath.

33. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, you only need a box of matches.

34. Sew on this button and walk around the world with joy.

36. You and your companion won’t disappear anywhere; you won’t come home hungry from any guests - a spoon.

37. The hen that laid the golden eggs died, and since the golden eggs disappeared, you get simple eggs.

38. And this is a fork. Get it, honey.

39. Please don’t be angry with us - the lid will also come in handy.

40. If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of a handkerchief.

41. Excuse us that the deficit is hidden in this package, then go to the corner and quietly unfold - panties.

42. Children all over the world know: best toy- rattle.

43. To avoid a quarrel, eat an apple of discord.

44 If, in the midst of fun, you suddenly forgot your congratulations, one thing will come in handy - a fountain pen.

45. Of course, you are not too lazy to brush your teeth every day - toothpaste.

46. ​​Who are you? Relative or guest? Still, a nail can be useful on the farm.

47. This miracle is so wonderful: winning a bottle of beer.

48. The means for finding rubles is a penny.

– one of the most favorite wedding entertainments. Cheerful, easy, funny game will provide good mood to all guests without exception. The guests came to the wedding and brought the newlyweds this lottery, although a joke, but one hundred percent win-win.
Organizing such a lottery is very simple. For example, lottery tickets are distributed to everyone present or exchanged for real ones (warn guests in advance in the invitation) with numbers from 1 to... (how many guests are at the wedding), you can simply set a certain price for lottery tickets and sell them to everyone. The presenter calls the number, invites the lucky person to come out and reads a funny phrase out loud. The lottery is always fun, lively, and active participation all guests.
You can come up with it yourself funny prizes, or you can use our option.

Funny gifts for a joke lottery:
Vodka bottle

Your gift is super class,
So don't worry.
A bottle from us for you,
Smell it, admire it!

Wedding bouquet package

If they invite you to a wedding,
Once, and you're ready.
Get it here
There is a bag of flowers.

Please don't be surprised -
A carbon copy from us for you.
Tonight, try
You will have twins.

Candy box

And there is no better gift -
A box of chocolates for you.
Only you got into trouble -
We ate candy yesterday.

Screw the prize onto your bangs
And do your hair.
And men, I know,
They will fall into piles themselves.

Massage brush

So that the suitor is satisfied,
We give you a massager.
Lead them here and there
And please your suitor.

Men's briefs huge size

And you'll probably be lucky
The big man will find you.
If there is no groom,
Two bags will be wonderful.

Medical gloves

When you go to work,
Feel free to wear gloves.
If our prize helps,
You will give us half.

Kernel

You are a great guy -
A rod as a gift to you.
You suffered no damage
Suitable for self-defense.

Pin

You took it as a gift tenaciously
Here at the wedding, don't yawn.
We give you a clothespin,
At least attract someone to you.

Wristwatch

Here, for complete beauty
Imported watch for you.
We present them to you from the bottom of our hearts,
Whether they are coming or not, we don’t know!

5 000
The prize went to you through connections -
So we will make an additional payment.
After all, you are no happier.
We are waiting for five thousand now!

Kiss
The prize is wonderful - you know this,
It’s not in vain that I’m waiting here next to you.
Receive your delicious prize -
Kiss the toastmaster!

Watch face

This is an antique.
Your gift is a dial.
We present it with all our hearts,
We don’t know where to get the arrows!

And there is no better gift,
Than a plastic bag.
You'll get your prize sooner
And take away whatever you want!

So that impudent people would not interfere,
Don't change your habits.
And instead of a lighter
Carry matches with you.

Shoehorn

Looks like you're sober now
But if you drink too much -
With her in the boot in difficult times
You'll hit it right.

We ate a lot, drank a lot.
They deserve this badge.
You are a drummer of the Komtrud -
Congratulations to the toastmaster!

May you not have a sweet life,
We found something for you.
Very necessary item -
Here's some mustard in a tube!

Piece of cake

You're lucky, my friend.
Here's a piece of cake for you.
They don’t leave it for later,
After all, products are becoming more expensive

Suddenly you get rich -
You don't have an envelope.
We want to give it to you,
You will keep the money.

Suddenly there is tension with the light -
To pull up your skirt
You will need a candle.
Give us at least two pieces.

Our gift without flaw -
Natural blush.

Walnut
For love pleasures
Our nut will come in handy.
He will add strength to you,
It will add pleasure.

Grape
We give you green grapes
So that your home is rich

Bagels
We give you bagels
So that there would be rubles in the house

teaspoon
Here's a teaspoon for you
May your life be extraordinary

Copper money
Here's some copper money for you
If only you weren't poor

Set of sponges for dishes
And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round!

juice pack
And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal!

Beads made from paper clips
And this is a decoration
Just a treat.

Pin
In life, anything happens and it can even happen,
If you tarnish your reputation somewhere, a clothespin will help dry it out.

Glue
You should always hope for the best
Take glue if it doesn’t stick in real life

Toothpaste
Take this tube as a gift
Every tooth would shine in the sun

Notebook
Behind this number is a notebook
What would you like to write on?

Mustard
No need to get excited in any mood
Mustard will calm you down a little

Sandwich
Today you are desperately lucky
Get it. A sandwich for you as a gift

Calendar
You were hoping to win the royal
Do you like the calendar?

Tea
Don't be bored in the evenings my friend
Fragrant delicious tea

Laces
This thing is so unique
Never goes out of fashion

Handkerchief
Here's the ticket, here's the ticket, don't rummage through the rooms,
Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down.

Nail
You will get a rusty nail, please don't be angry,
After all, even the rustiest nail will come in handy on the farm

Additional number
Your winnings are yet to come, but for now, look at others.

Cork
It's a matter of everyday life, as they say,
Maybe this thing will come in handy

rolling pin
Good people don't mind anything
Your gift - get a rolling pin

Beanbag
If suddenly a child cries, you must calm him down,
With a rattle you will beckon and silence

Nut
Today was a day marked by SUCCESS
Get your winning nut

Plastic bag
Why do you need a wallet?
Put money in a bag

Carrot
Somehow it’s not even clever,
But now there’s a carrot for you

Pin
When you go for a walk, don't let your pants fall down,
You must have a steel pin with you

Oilcloth
The lottery is not a scam
Here's a self-assembled tablecloth for you

Children's cars
Well done for playing
Get two Ferraris

Mirror
Portrait of the most beautiful man

Trash bag
There is no more practical gain,
Than a garbage bag

Bay leaf bag
Today you are not the hero of the day, the laurel crown will not shine for you,
You’d better accept a bag of bay leaves from us

Thimble
Vessel for drinking strong drinks

Apple
Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple

Shampoo
You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane.