Masha and the universe. "Dear Universe!" Philosophical tale

Dear Universe!
Masha Ts. is writing to you from Moscow.
I really, really want to be happy!
Please give me a beloved and loving husband, and a child from him, a boy, and so be it, then I won’t move to a new job, where they pay more and it’s more convenient to travel.
with uv., Masha.
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Dear Masha!
To be honest, I scratched my head when I saw the lines about work. I do not know what to say. Masha, you can easily move on to a new job, but in the meantime I’ll look for a husband for you.
Good luck!
Your Mrzd.
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Dear Universe!
Thank you for answering so quickly!
But... my grandmother used to say: to whom much is given, much will be required.
What if I have both this and that, and for this you will cut off my leg when I cross the tram tracks?
No, let’s do it this way - I’m moving to a new job, I have a husband, but for this I’m ready to live with my beloved all my life in a rented Khrushchev house.
How do you like this arrangement?
Your MC
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Dear Mashenka!
I laughed when I saw about the leg. The meaning of grandma's saying is completely different: to whom many abilities, talents, knowledge and skills are given, people expect much from him.
You have a set aside for a two-room apartment in the Moscow region, buy it for your health. Leave the leg for yourself)))
yours M.
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Dear Mrzd!
In principle, I was happy to read about the leg.
BUT:
I will have a husband, a child, love, an apartment and a leg. That is, legs.
What will I owe you for this?(((
Masha.
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Masha!
Ugh. Why are you talking to me like I'm a collection agency?
I was asked - I do it. Has anyone ever told you that you would owe me something?
M-ee.
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Yes!
That is, no.
It just can't be POSSIBLE for everything to be good, you know???
I cried all night today: I paid the rent for the apartment. Nice, windows overlooking the river. I suppose your husband will be a freak. Say it straight. Basically, I'm ready for this.
Masha.
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Dear Masha!
The husband, of course, is not Alain Delon, but he doesn’t look in the mirror that often. Quite a normal guy. We'll meet you one of these days.
Yes, to answer your question: IT IS POSSIBLE that everything will be fine. In principle, I don’t care whether they order me well or badly. If only a person knows exactly what he wants.
Mrzd.
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Dear Mrzd,
Is it possible for it to be good for a LONG time?....
In principle, if it lasts five years, I agree that there will be leaks from the ceiling...
Qiu, Masha Ts
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Mashenka,
I will answer you honestly.
It may be good for a long time. FOR A LONG TIME THE SAME - no. Everything will change, only the dead does not change. And when things change, you will think that everything is bad. For a while.
Qiu, mrsd.
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Damn!
Just not the leg. Let your husband take a walk.
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Maria, stop bargaining with me. Like in an Armenian bazaar, by God! I am not in charge of fate, this is in another branch with other tasks.
My job is to give a person everything he wants.
Nobody will bill you.
If you are so worried, you can swear with your husband every day. He will start walking. Just kidding, no need to swear!
The only request I have for you is: when you are very, very happy, your strength will be freed. You sew great. Take up patchwork, your blankets will decorate any home, people will be happy.
Best regards, M.
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My dear!
I jumped for joy today.
Certainly!
I'll do whatever you say.
Am I SURELY not going to owe you anything?
I was offered an even cooler job, and that guy from the cafe got me a date. Yesss!!!
(it doesn’t happen, it doesn’t happen)
(I bought a sewing machine)
kiss you!
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Dear Masha!
Everything is fine. YOU CAN do whatever you want within the framework of the Commandments and the Criminal Code.
And you won't get anything for it. Vice versa. If you don’t whine, we will all (Office No. 4562223) just be happy. Whiners increase entropy, you know. And tinker with them a lot. To be honest, they make me itch.
So good luck!
I'll take my leave for now. Here is an order for same-sex triplets, and again they bargain, offering health in return. Why did it give in to me, their health...
Your Mrzd. Take care of your leg! Joke!
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Hello universe,
how are you there?
They named their daughter Mira, in honor of you.
I sewed the best patchwork quilt in the world, took first place at the exhibition, and was invited to a patchwork gathering in Bali.
We are flying with the whole family.
I wake up in the morning, the birds are singing...
Sometimes I think, why am I so happy?
Yours Masha. Hello from my husband)
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Masha, hi!
I’m embarrassed to admit that I slightly missed the mark with the son you ordered, got it mixed up... but I see you’re happy anyway)
It's normal to be happy. Think of it not as a gift that will take your breath away, but as a calm background to your life. And sometimes it takes your breath away from such little things that are given to everyone without any request: it’s not my business to make the birds sing under your window. This is the default for everyone, the basic package. Your job is to hear them and feel what you feel... This ability makes you happy.
That's it, then think for yourself.
Write if you need anything.
Your Mrzd.

Dear Universe! Thank you for answering so quickly! But. My grandmother used to say: to whom much is given, much will be required. What if I have both this and that, and for this you will cut off my leg when I cross the tram tracks? No, let’s do it this way - I’m moving to a new job, I have a husband, but for this I’m ready to live with my beloved all my life in a rented Khrushchev house. How do you like this arrangement? Your MC

Dear Mashenka! I laughed when I saw about the leg. The meaning of grandma's saying is completely different: to whom many abilities, talents, knowledge and skills are given, people expect much from him. You have a set aside for a two-room apartment in the Moscow region, buy it for your health. Keep the leg for yourself))) yours M.

Dear Mrzd! In principle, I was happy to read about the leg. BUT: I will have a husband, a child, love, an apartment and a leg. That is, legs. What will I owe you for this? (((Masha.

Masha! Ugh. Why are you talking to me like I'm a collection agency? I was asked - I do it. Has anyone ever told you that you would owe me something? M-ee.

Yes! That is, no. It just can’t be possible for everything to be good, you know??? I cried all night today: I paid the rent for the apartment. Nice, windows overlooking the river. I suppose your husband will be a freak. Say it straight. Basically, I'm ready for this. Masha.

Dear Masha! The husband, of course, is not Alain Delon, but he doesn’t look in the mirror that often. Quite a normal guy. We'll meet you one of these days. Yes, to answer your question: IT IS POSSIBLE that everything will be fine. In principle, I don’t care whether they order me good or bad. If only a person knows exactly what he wants. Mrzd.

Dear Mrzd, is it possible for it to be good for a LONG time?…. In principle, if it lasts five years, I agree that it will leak from the ceiling... Qiu, Masha Ts

Mashenka, I will answer you honestly. It may be good for a long time. FOR A LONG TIME THE SAME - no. Everything will change, only the dead does not change. And when things change, you will think that everything is bad. For a while. Qiu, asshole.

Damn! Just not the leg. Let your husband take a walk.

Maria, stop haggling with me. Like in an Armenian bazaar, by God! I am not in charge of fate, this is in another branch with other tasks. My job is to give people everything they want. Nobody will bill you. If you are so worried, you can swear with your husband every day. He will start walking. Just kidding, no need to swear! The only request I have for you is: when you are very, very happy, your strength will be freed. You sew great. Take up patchwork, your blankets will decorate any home, people will be happy. Best regards, M.

My dear! I jumped for joy today. Certainly! I'll do whatever you say. Am I SURELY not going to owe you anything? I was offered an even cooler job, and that guy from the cafe got me a date. Yesss!!! (it doesn’t happen like that, it doesn’t happen) (I bought a sewing machine) I kiss you!

Dear Masha! Everything is fine. YOU CAN do whatever you want within the framework of the Commandments and the Criminal Code. And you won't get anything for it. Vice versa. If you don’t whine, we will all (Office No. 4562223) just be happy. Whiners increase entropy, you know. And take off a lot of fuss. To be honest, they make me itch. So good luck! I'll take my leave for now. Here is an order for same-sex triplets, and again they bargain, offering health in return.

Dear Universe!
Masha Ts. is writing to you from Moscow.
I really, really want to be happy!
Please give me a beloved and loving husband, and a child from him, a boy, and so be it, then I won’t move to a new job, where they pay more and it’s more convenient to travel.
with uv., Masha.

Dear Masha!
To be honest, I scratched my head when I saw the lines about work. I do not know what to say. Masha, you can easily move on to a new job, but in the meantime I’ll look for a husband for you.
Good luck!
Your Mrzd.

Dear Universe!
Thank you for answering so quickly!
But... my grandmother used to say: to whom much is given, much will be required.
What if I have both this and that, and for this you will cut off my leg when I cross the tram tracks?
No, let’s do it this way - I’m moving to a new job, I have a husband, but for this I’m ready to live with my beloved all my life in a rented Khrushchev house.
How do you like this arrangement?
Your MC

Dear Mashenka!
I laughed when I saw about the leg. The meaning of grandma's saying is completely different: to whom many abilities, talents, knowledge and skills are given, people expect much from him.
You have a set aside for a two-room apartment in the Moscow region, buy it for your health. Leave the leg for yourself)))
yours M.

Dear Mrzd!
In principle, I was happy to read about the leg.
BUT:
I will have a husband, a child, love, an apartment and a leg. That is, legs.
What will I owe you for this?(((
Masha.

Masha!
Ugh. Why are you talking to me like I'm a collection agency?
I was asked - I do it. Has anyone ever told you that you would owe me something?
M-ee.

Yes!
That is, no.
It just can't be POSSIBLE for everything to be good, you know???
I cried all night today: I paid the rent for the apartment. Nice, windows overlooking the river. I suppose your husband will be a freak. Say it straight. Basically, I'm ready for this.
Masha.

Dear Masha!
The husband, of course, is not Alain Delon, but he doesn’t look in the mirror that often. Quite a normal guy. We'll meet you one of these days.
Yes, to answer your question: IT IS POSSIBLE that everything will be fine. In principle, I don’t care whether they order me well or badly. If only a person knows exactly what he wants.
Mrzd.

Dear Mrzd,
Is it possible for it to be good for a LONG time?....
In principle, if it lasts five years, I agree that there will be leaks from the ceiling...
Qiu, Masha Ts

Mashenka,
I will answer you honestly.
It may be good for a long time. FOR A LONG TIME THE SAME - no. Everything will change, only the dead does not change. And when things change, you will think that everything is bad. For a while.
Qiu, mrsd.

Damn!
Just not the leg. Let the husband take a walk.

Maria, stop bargaining with me. Like in an Armenian bazaar, by God! I am not in charge of fate, this is in another branch with other tasks.
My job is to give a person everything he wants.
Nobody will bill you.
If you are so worried, you can swear with your husband every day. He will start walking. Just kidding, no need to swear!
The only request I have for you is: when you are very, very happy, your strength will be freed. You sew great. Take up patchwork, your blankets will decorate any home, people will be happy.
Best regards, M.

My dear!
I jumped for joy today.
Certainly!
I'll do whatever you say.
Am I SURELY not going to owe you anything?
I was offered an even cooler job, and that guy from the cafe got me a date. Yesss!!!
(it doesn’t happen, it doesn’t happen)
(I bought a sewing machine)
kiss you!

Dear Masha!
Everything is fine. YOU CAN do whatever you want within the framework of the Commandments and the Criminal Code.
And you won't get anything for it. Vice versa. If you don’t whine, we will all (Office No. 4562223) just be happy. Whiners increase entropy, you know. And tinker with them a lot. To be honest, they make me itch.
So good luck!
I'll take my leave for now. Here is an order for same-sex triplets, and again they bargain, offering health in return. Why did it give in to me, their health...
Your Mrzd. Take care of your leg! Joke!

Hello universe,
how are you there?
They named their daughter Mira, in honor of you.
I sewed the best patchwork quilt in the world, took first place at the exhibition, and was invited to a patchwork gathering in Bali.
We are flying with the whole family.
I wake up in the morning, the birds are singing...
Sometimes I think, why am I so happy?
Yours Masha. Hello from my husband)

Masha, hi!
I’m embarrassed to admit that I slightly missed the mark with the son you ordered, got it mixed up... but I see you’re happy anyway)
It's okay to be happy. Think of it not as a gift that will take your breath away, but as a calm background to your life. And sometimes it takes your breath away from such little things that are given to everyone without any request: it’s not my business to make the birds sing under your window. This is the default for everyone, the basic package. Your job is to hear them and feel what you feel... This ability makes you happy.
That's it, then think for yourself.
Write if you need anything.
Your Mrzd.

Illustration: Victoria Kirdiy

– Dear Universe!
Masha is writing to you from Moscow. I really, really want to be happy! Please give me a beloved and loving husband, and a child from him, a boy, and so be it, then I won’t move to a new job, where they pay more and it’s more convenient to travel.
Best regards, Masha.

- Dear Masha!
To be honest, I even scratched my head when I saw the lines about work. I do not know what to say. You can easily move on to a new job, but in the meantime I’ll look for a husband for you.
Good luck! Your Universe.

– Dear Universe!
Thank you for answering so quickly! But... my grandmother used to say: to whom much is given, much will be required. What if I have both this and that, and for this you will cut off my leg when I cross the tram tracks? No, let’s put it this way: I’m moving to a new job, I have a husband, but for this I’m ready to live with my beloved all my life in a rented Khrushchev house. How do you like this arrangement?

- Dear Mashenka!
I laughed when I saw about the leg. The meaning of my grandmother’s saying is completely different: to whom many abilities, talents, knowledge and skills are given, people expect much from him. You have a set aside for a two-room apartment in the Moscow region, buy it for your health. Keep the leg for yourself :)

– Dear Universe!
In principle, I was happy to read about the leg. BUT: I will have a husband, a child, love, an apartment and a leg. That is, legs. What will I owe you for this?

- Masha!
Ugh. Why are you talking to me like I'm a collection agency? I was asked - I do it. Have I ever told you that you would owe me something?

- Yes! That is, no. It just can't be all right, you know?? I cried all night today: I paid the rent for the apartment. Nice, windows overlooking the river. I suppose your husband will be a freak. Say it straight. Basically, I'm ready for this.

- Dear Masha!
The husband, of course, is not Brad Pitt, but he doesn’t look in the mirror that often. We'll meet you one of these days. Yes, to answer your question: IT IS POSSIBLE that everything will be fine. In principle, I don’t care whether they order me good or bad. If only a person knows exactly what he wants.

– Dear Universe,
Is it possible for it to be good for a LONG TIME... In principle, if it lasts five years, I agree that it will leak from the ceiling...

- Mashenka,
I will answer you honestly. It may be good for a long time. For a long time the same - no. Everything will change, only the dead does not change. And when things change, you will think that everything is bad. For a while.

- Universe!
Just not your leg!!! Let your husband take a walk.

– Maria,
Stop haggling with me. Like in an Armenian bazaar, by God! I don't control fate. My job is to give people what they want. My only request to you is: when you are completely happy, your strength will be freed. You sew great. Take up patchwork sewing, your blankets will decorate any home and people will enjoy it.

- My dear!
Jumped for joy. Certainly! I'll do whatever you say. Are you sure I won't owe you anything? I was offered an even better job, and that cute guy from the cafe set me up on a date. Hooray!!! (It doesn’t happen like that, it doesn’t happen like that!)
(I bought a sewing machine!)
Kiss you!

- Dear Masha!
Everything is fine. YOU CAN do whatever you want within the framework of the Commandments and the Criminal Code. And you won't get anything for it. Vice versa. If you don't whine, I'll be happy. There's a lot of fuss with whiners. So good luck! I'll take my leave for now. Here is an order for same-sex triplets, and again they bargain, offering health in return. Well, why do I need their health?...
Your Universe.

- Universe, hello!
How are you there? They named their daughter Mira, in your honor. I sewed the best patchwork quilt in the world, took first place at the exhibition, orders are coming in, I’m thinking of opening my own business. I wake up in the morning, the birds are singing... Sometimes I think - why am I so happy?
Yours Masha. Hello from my husband!

- Masha, hi!
I’m embarrassed to admit that I got a little mixed up with the son you ordered... But I see you’re happy anyway. It's okay to be happy. Think of it not as an exciting gift, but as a calm background to your life. And sometimes it takes your breath away from such little things that are given to everyone without any request: it’s not my business to force the birds to sing under your window. This is the default for everyone, the basic package. Your job is to hear them and... that’s it, then think for yourself. Write if you need anything.
Your Universe.

Dear Universe!
Masha Ts. is writing to you from Moscow.
I really, really want to be happy!
Please give me a beloved and loving husband, and a child from him, a boy, and so be it, then I won’t move to a new job, where they pay more and it’s more convenient to travel.
with uv., Masha.

Dear Masha!
To be honest, I scratched my head when I saw the lines about work. I do not know what to say. Masha, you can easily move on to a new job, but in the meantime I’ll look for a husband for you.
Good luck!
Your Mrzd.

Dear Universe!
Thank you for answering so quickly!
But... my grandmother used to say: to whom much is given, much will be required.
What if I have both this and that, and for this you will cut off my leg when I cross the tram tracks?
No, let’s do it this way - I’m moving to a new job, I have a husband, but for this I’m ready to live with my beloved all my life in a rented Khrushchev house.
How do you like this arrangement?
Your MC

Dear Mashenka!
I laughed when I saw about the leg. The meaning of grandma's saying is completely different: to whom many abilities, talents, knowledge and skills are given, people expect much from him.
You have a set aside for a two-room apartment in the Moscow region, buy it for your health. Leave the leg for yourself)))
yours M.

Dear Mrzd!
In principle, I was happy to read about the leg.
BUT:
I will have a husband, a child, love, an apartment and a leg. That is, legs.
What will I owe you for this?(((
Masha.

Masha!
Ugh. Why are you talking to me like I'm a collection agency?
I was asked - I do it. Has anyone ever told you that you would owe me something?
M-ee.

Yes!
That is, no.
It just can't be POSSIBLE for everything to be good, you know???
I cried all night today: I paid the rent for the apartment. Nice, windows overlooking the river. I suppose your husband will be a freak. Say it straight. Basically, I'm ready for this.
Masha.

Dear Masha!
The husband, of course, is not Alain Delon, but he doesn’t look in the mirror that often. Quite a normal guy. We'll meet you one of these days.
Yes, to answer your question: IT IS POSSIBLE that everything will be fine. In principle, I don’t care whether they order me well or badly. If only a person knows exactly what he wants.
Mrzd.

Dear Mrzd,
Is it possible for it to be good for a LONG time?....
In principle, if it lasts five years, I agree that there will be leaks from the ceiling...
Qiu, Masha Ts

Mashenka,
I will answer you honestly.
It may be good for a long time. FOR A LONG TIME THE SAME - no. Everything will change, only the dead does not change. And when things change, you will think that everything is bad. For a while.
Qiu, mrsd.

Damn!
Just not the leg. Let your husband take a walk.

Maria, stop bargaining with me. Like in an Armenian bazaar, by God! I am not in charge of fate, this is in another branch with other tasks.
My job is to give a person everything he wants.
Nobody will bill you.
If you are so worried, you can swear with your husband every day. He will start walking. Just kidding, no need to swear!
The only request I have for you is: when you are very, very happy, your strength will be freed. You sew great. Take up patchwork, your blankets will decorate any home, people will be happy.
Best regards, M.

My dear!
I jumped for joy today.
Certainly!
I'll do whatever you say.
Am I SURELY not going to owe you anything?
I was offered an even cooler job, and that guy from the cafe got me a date. Yesss!!!
(it doesn’t happen, it doesn’t happen)
(I bought a sewing machine)
kiss you!

Dear Masha!
Everything is fine. YOU CAN do whatever you want within the framework of the Commandments and the Criminal Code.
And you won't get anything for it. Vice versa. If you don’t whine, we will all (Office No. 4562223) just be happy. Whiners increase entropy, you know. And tinker with them a lot. To be honest, they make me itch.
So good luck!
I'll take my leave for now. Here is an order for same-sex triplets, and again they bargain, offering health in return. Why did it give in to me, their health...
Your Mrzd. Take care of your leg! Joke!

Hello universe,
how are you there?
They named their daughter Mira, in honor of you.
I sewed the best patchwork quilt in the world, took first place at the exhibition, and was invited to a patchwork gathering in Bali.
We are flying with the whole family.
I wake up in the morning, the birds are singing...
Sometimes I think, why am I so happy?
Yours Masha. Hello from my husband)

Masha, hi!
I’m embarrassed to admit that I slightly missed the mark with the son you ordered, got it mixed up... but I see you’re happy anyway)
It's normal to be happy. Think of it not as a gift that will take your breath away, but as a calm background to your life. And sometimes it takes your breath away from such little things that are given to everyone without any request: it’s not my business to make the birds sing under your window. This is the default for everyone, the basic package. Your job is to hear them and feel what you feel... This ability makes you happy.
That's it, then think for yourself.
Write if you need anything.
Your Mrzd.

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